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ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018
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Nice 64, Grandma!

In the movie “Dont be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”, an elderly woman, the protagonist’s grandma, is messing around with the hydraulics on her 1964 Chevy Impala, and two dudes in a different car say “nice 64, grandma!”. The movie then cuts to her custom license plate, that reads “OG”. This movie is hilarious and you should watch it.
*elderly woman drives Impala*
Me: nice 64, grandma!
Her: thanks, sonny!
by CashMoneyK420 February 20, 2023
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grandma

the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.
"You wanna go back to the bedroom Grandma?"
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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Grandma

Yo I just had a sleepover with my grandma! It was awesome!
by Agent frankie March 29, 2021
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great-great-great-grandma

Great-great-grandparent's mother.
great-great-great-grandma.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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Grandma

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.
Dave: have you seen mikes grandma?
Jack: yeah the one with the blue sparkly truck is pretty cool.
by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019
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Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you
Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma
by Annoy March 30, 2019
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