football

the best damn sport in the WORLD if it is played the american way, the english way is very girly as you can not do anything and try to fake your way through the whole 90 minutes, and THE Ohio State Buckeyes are the best damn team in the land

Man did you see them buckeyes play football!

by James the football player August 16, 2008

Football Twitter

A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.

What did you do in the weekend mate?

Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me

by hahaguesswhattt May 24, 2019

new york football giants

new york football giants are and will always be the worst team in football history.
1. A bunch of cry baby bitches. Who sucked dick to get to the super bowl in the 2008 season. Still is unknown whose dick was sucked but they mush have sucked it hard. Eli manning the QB for the team was known through out high school for being a "bench warmer". Not much is known about his playing career, that’s due to the fact that no one cares. 2. Look up who the Patriots pummeled in the 2008 super bowl.

richard simons, that broke back mountain move, Ricky Martin, mini-vans, boy goerge... etc.
new york football giants suck a lot of cock.

by patfan4life January 25, 2008

football stars

a term you say after a long night/morning of drinking. usually in a state of hungoverness

an incorrect answer in a game of the family feud

"man, that was a crazy night............................................................................................FOOTBALL STARS!!!!!!!!!!" *people laughing*

or

"name a famous mllionaire."-feud host
"Football stars!!!!"-crazy imbred old gramma

hungover

by mr. dudeular May 10, 2009

Football

The best sport ever. Should be played by boys and girls. Can be played or watched. Not to be mixed up with American football

(rugby).

Boy: I don't want her on my team she's a girl!!
Girls: yes goal beat you go football

by Just a person ??? May 21, 2017

Street Football

A form of playing football that is usually played in local areas for fun and for a challenge.

Bob: Did you see that panna Roberto did on Drew?
John: Nah man. I went to go get a cup of water. What's watching street football worth anyways? It's not even that big.
Bob: Everything. It's a lifestyle...you wouldn't understand.

by Black Gem December 9, 2012

Football Hooligun

Football Hooligun - someone who goes to a football match and does mad/mental things like, shout at the opposing goaly, never be quiet and swear all the time, just like jack.

Jack - brad, friedel, brad, bradley.
kane - you are goin to distract that goaly.
Jack - Fuck you i dont care im a Football Hooligun
Kane - sorry

by keaca1donske September 30, 2009