first step-cousin-nibling

1. The grandchild of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgrandchild of one's parent's sibling.
3. The grandchild of one's stepparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

First class drinking sesh

A period of hardcore drinking following achieving a first class degree

Oi Jimmy, fancy a first class drinking sesh tonight?

by Ladbible51 December 22, 2019

first kiss

first steps to losing your virginity. ;)

"Hey Joe what is up dog"."I just had my first kiss with Carmella".

by i did not cough in my arm joe January 13, 2020

First HeartBreak Story

Tell the story of your first heart break. How y’all met and why it all ended and how you got heartbroken.

You heard about Lacy’s First Heartbreak Story?

by hejwkwjwj March 2, 2020

First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder

Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 6, 2020

first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control

I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain

by J_gogo September 19, 2020