February 21st

National Slap Your Shorter Friend Day
if you have a friend shorter than you, you can slap them on this day

Joe: Hey Steve, what is the date?
Steve: February 21st

Joe: Oh goody, you’re shorter than me right?
Steve: Yes I am
Joe: it is national Slap your shorter friend day!
Steve: Oh No
*Slap*

by SausageofRoll February 17, 2022

February 6th

National make your girl extra happy day

Babe babe you know what today is?

It’s national make your girl extra happy day

Yay February 6th

by 123niks February 6, 2020

February 18th

The birthday of the man the one and only
Dr dre if you are born on this day you instantly will be a known legend

My cousin is born on february 18th he gets all the hoes

by Joseph musa October 21, 2020

February 2nd

sofia bohorquez birthday so give her happy birthday

heyyy it’s february 2nd sofias birthday

by foopeelai December 4, 2021

February 2

National Walk Out Of School Day

This is the day where you throw out your books and walk out the gates because your already tired of school like a badass

Person: Bro guess what

Friend: What?
Person: It’s February 2, you know what that means

Friend: ‘gasp’ NATIONAL WALK OUT OF SCHOOL DAY! ILL GO TELL THE OTHERS

by UrMom143 January 31, 2022

February 22

Nobody fucking cares about asking you out when I can do that any other day.

“go ask her out it’s February 22 bro”
“no”

by Woody from ToyStory February 21, 2022

22th February

if your born this day you have a huge dick, and your the sexiest man alive! everyone wants you.

Me: Hey! how old are you?
Him: Im 18!
Me: whens your birthday?
Him: 22th February!
Me in my head: i bet he has a biiiiiig dick.

by MArkus2202 February 3, 2020