Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022

Florida

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Florida

Aligator place

Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?

by memeyshlimoloninie May 17, 2023

what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Florida girl mug

When a Florida girl records a video of herself without music and talking just posing

POV: you have a Florida girl mug

by Lya cube November 23, 2024

Florida

idk much about it but i can tell you that georgenotfound isn’t there

dream: where is george
twitter: HE MUST BE IN FLORIDA

by starrydnfontwt April 8, 2021

Florida floor high

When your so high your laying in the floor next to the ac vent getting even higher.... in Florida

Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.

by $×ëeþəggggggg§ñyæm§ July 13, 2021