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Florida

Welcome to Florida where you get chased by crack heads and you’re boyfriend gets high
by Makayalbdhdhdhshhs November 26, 2019
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Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.
Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.
by Jay Nay October 20, 2014
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Florida N.Y.

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.
Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?
by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019
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Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs
No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.
by Matthewtn99 November 25, 2017
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Florida Burky

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.
Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker
by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022
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Florida

florida is a place where meth induced lizard people and old sad people with Danny Duncan live
florida man jhaskhgkjbs,brhk "shoots guy then rides off on a aligator"
by rrpuw February 22, 2022
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Florida

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014
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