Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020

Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.

Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.

by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017

Evan

A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.

Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!

by MAJ696 August 11, 2017

Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.

Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan

by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018

Evan

A big piece of shit

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.

by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018

Evan

Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.

"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."

by annonymous999992 November 28, 2018

Ehsan

Sexy man who is insecure and lonely but has a huge dick and is really funny. He is really strong but pretends to be weak. His childhood hurt him a lot, so he became smart af instead. Huge nose and is a bit of a weirdo but really good at flirting and is cute and considerate. He has a few friends that support him and has fucked up a few times but pulls himself back up every single time. His smile is scary but cute sometimes and has a sexy af girl with big boobs and a sick personality.

I think that guy was an ehsan.

by Ilyaaf February 13, 2021