bacon and eggs

brake and enter aka BnE

yo you down to do a bacon and eggs this morning?

by bigdezzy January 2, 2009

shit golden eggs

1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.

1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.

by Abra June 21, 2004

cadbury eggs

Negro testicles.

He took one square in the cadbury eggs.

by ham cannon January 24, 2004

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

porn and eggs

Best place to be whilst meandering in the Nevada Desert. Usually situated on a dusty back alley during during Burning Man.
It's not unusual to experience a fugue like state when amongst the Porn and Eggers. Hysteria and Hedonism never too far behind.
This year Porn and Eggs was associated with the "Morningwood Saloon" ( they make great cocktails with a handcrank blender)

Great place to get some tattooes applied.

"Porn and Eggs totally wrecked me last night... It was awesome"

by fluffmuppet September 12, 2007

eggnog latte

an adjective meaning homosexual.

dude, that shirt is pretty eggnog latte

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Eggs benny

you eat eggs benedict then you fuck a girl doggy style and before you cum you puke the eggs benedict on her back and blow your load on it for the hollandaise sauce

I Gave April the eggs benny last night

by kombucha20 January 17, 2009