The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.
by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008
Get the Dead Fish Handshake mug.Someone who is lazy, good for nothing, and has no motivation or career goals. Commonly found mooching off his mama, driving his friends cars while trying to "holla" at girls, and generally keeping up busted behaviors. Avoid at all costs!
Popularized by the '90s song "Scrubs" by the all female band TLC.
Popularized by the '90s song "Scrubs" by the all female band TLC.
Ex1) "umm escue me but i'm just tryin to letchu know..."
"Let me know what?"
"so can i holla?"
"ohhhh h no....i cant get with a deadbeat ass!"
Ex2) "Man.... Jason is so cute. I really like him."
"What? Nothing's worse than a deadbeat ass."
"Let me know what?"
"so can i holla?"
"ohhhh h no....i cant get with a deadbeat ass!"
Ex2) "Man.... Jason is so cute. I really like him."
"What? Nothing's worse than a deadbeat ass."
by MobWife May 13, 2009
Get the Deadbeat ass mug.Related Words
dreads
• dreadlocks
• dreadnought
• dread head
• dreadies
• dreadhawk
• Dreadneck
• Dreadactyl
• dreadbear
• dreadbur
Coming from many game forum boards, beating the Dead horse is a term used to describe a topic that has been debated/discussed to death.
FFXIGamer1: WHICH JOB IS BEtTER, pld or nINja??!?
FFXIGamer2: Stop beating the f*cking dead horse....
FFXIGamer2: Stop beating the f*cking dead horse....
by Rellinger April 6, 2005
Get the beating the dead horse mug.any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by The Dingo February 5, 2005
Get the Dead Baby Jokes mug.by katie August 23, 2003
Get the dead kennedys mug.A First person shooter game where you and 3 other people can play as survivors or infected
Survivors:
Louis
Francis
Bill
Zoey
There's no difference in their abilities of the humans.
Infected:
Hunter-An infected that can jump really high
Smoker-An infected with a really long tongue who'll try to choke you to death.
Boomer-A fat infected that explodes when killed
Tank-A muscular infected that can toss things at you.
Witch-The strongest infected. I don't advice you to fight her,unless you got no choice.
You start in a safe house with weapons, health packs and ammo,take all you need.
As you leave the safe house,you'll be fighting zombies.
To make it more difficult,they run very quickly and are in a large number.
In each level,there will be a horde coming at you. The horde is a load of zombies running at you. So teamwork is very important.So work together or you'll all get killed.
Survivors:
Louis
Francis
Bill
Zoey
There's no difference in their abilities of the humans.
Infected:
Hunter-An infected that can jump really high
Smoker-An infected with a really long tongue who'll try to choke you to death.
Boomer-A fat infected that explodes when killed
Tank-A muscular infected that can toss things at you.
Witch-The strongest infected. I don't advice you to fight her,unless you got no choice.
You start in a safe house with weapons, health packs and ammo,take all you need.
As you leave the safe house,you'll be fighting zombies.
To make it more difficult,they run very quickly and are in a large number.
In each level,there will be a horde coming at you. The horde is a load of zombies running at you. So teamwork is very important.So work together or you'll all get killed.
by ......17 February 27, 2009
Get the Left 4 Dead mug.SEE- Aaron Diaz; once named dreadnought of cartoonists
nerd 1 - hey dude, who do you reckon is the best cartoonist?
nerd 2 - Aaron Diaz, for sure. Have you seen Dresden Codak?
nerd 1 - hey dude, who do you reckon is the best cartoonist?
nerd 2 - Aaron Diaz, for sure. Have you seen Dresden Codak?
by eyks February 15, 2014
Get the Dreadnought mug.