douchefaggimus maximus

(DOOSH-FAG-A-MUS)

Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.

Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.

by Loki the ferret June 28, 2007

Douchebag

Another word for someone who is acting asinine

douchebag:OMG that person falling over there was SO funny
me:dude you are such a douchebag!
douchebag:your mom
me:like i said you're a douchebag

by Bridgmister April 22, 2006

DOUCHEFAG

a person who is such a jerk they are a douche but thats not even enough of an insult to them because they act gay so they are DOUCHFAGS

your such a douche telling off our cross country coach...now your making up stupid excuses why you did it and you try acting to cool to care.!!! YOU ARE A DOUCHEFAG!!!!

by mr.sh November 15, 2011

douchebag

Person who is NOT smart enough to keep up with his own LIES!!!

He cancels his TRIP to CHICAGO and then books a flight to CANCUN...and CLAIMS he is going by HIMSELF....WOW WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!!! AHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!

by Beefcake 8181 October 29, 2010

Metric Douchebag

A Metric douchebag the Canadian equivalent of a "chotch bag"

See: Jersey Shores

Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?

American: Uh, what?

Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.

by Metric Douche November 21, 2010

total douchebag

donald trump

the donald once again proves that he is a total douchebag.

by anonymous February 19, 2022

Husker Douchebag

Any variety of douchebag native to Minnesota or having characteristics commonly attributed Minnesotans; a douchebag of with punk-like qualities.

"That goon, that one from Minneapolis, with the wannabe green mohawk, is such a Husker Douchebag!"

by thriftstore June 27, 2008