douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 4, 2010

douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.

Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.

by gasummer09 May 30, 2009

Douches Wild

When the douchiness abounds.

Douchiness galore.

Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.

by shmelenix October 24, 2009

Douche Juice

To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.

What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?

by Eazy E Feen April 9, 2011

Car Douche

The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.

"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.

by BustaNutt May 6, 2011

douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.

That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard

by giant in Korea May 9, 2011

Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010