dork

a whales dick

a whales dork is 7 feet long (as tall as a lampost)

by poppa1345678976543 June 17, 2009

Dork

Dork: a whales penis

Shannon sucked alot of dork today

by hungry hungry hippo20030 April 14, 2010

derke

a black guy who has an enormous penis; a big black dick

Brittney: "Ya I had sex last night"
Krissi: "Oh, with a derke?"
Brittney: "duh"

by bbb2345 May 12, 2011

Wet Doorknob

When you cum in a sock and hang it on someone's doorknob. Simple as that.

I got so pissed at my father in-law, I pulled a wet doorknob on him.

by Schleepest July 31, 2016

Taylor is a Dork

A person named Taylor who is lame.

Brad:Oh man taylor is a dork.

Chad:Yeah dude she’s toarally lame.

by (PEN15) June 27, 2019

Orch Dork

Uptight, "perfect", orchestra players who never have fun and give the band geeks a bad rep. Usually are boring and always try to make orch dorks look cool but fail miserably. Comparing a band geek to an orch dork is like comparing ice cream to molasses (AKA orch dorks suck).

You. Are. An. Orch Dork.

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 15, 2010

Dork

D umb
O verly
R etarded
K ids

You are the biggest dork ever.

by olil0bito August 13, 2006