Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”
by PaulieDonaldson April 09, 2024
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scooby-diving suit

A U.B.D. for your pooch-pal.
Now dat he's been fitted for a scooby-diving suit, da '70's-and-'80's-kids' favorite Great Dane can now help his super-sleuth owner look for evidence in lakes and rivers, as well as on dry land.
by QuacksO March 19, 2020
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National Cave Dive Day

The day every man or woman shall at any point in time on February 27 cave dive into their friends without remorse and any type of warning.
Today is National Cave Dive Day!! I WILL CAVE DIVE EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE.
by xVampi February 27, 2025
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Trash diving

I had was trash diving find my stash because I think someone accidentally put it in the trash
by Aloha1980 March 07, 2017
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Dive Bomber

When you fart and jump over somebody while shouting, "Dive Bomber," leaving a bomb of fart gas that descend on the target you jumped over.
Farts, jumps over loved one and crop dusting them at the same time
boyfriend: "Dive bomber"
Girlfriend: "Ew"
by Jermaine3502 January 29, 2022
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Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter January 26, 2012
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