Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!
by Wangface May 04, 2003
I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me
by Kingofdick October 09, 2020
by koolroy98 February 05, 2012
Thursday the 23rd.
In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans
In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans
by Slackerbiatch November 12, 2009
by DcMasta May 05, 2008
The untimate defensive insult, complementing "your spleen." It implies that you are being a d-bag and should go anally violate yourself.
by clavis jotey November 09, 2004
This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
by Lord Boo-Hissy April 04, 2009