Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

Emergency Double Decker

When you get your date home and realise you don't have any condoms but do have a but plug.
The butt plug is placed in her vagina and you proceed to have anal intercourse.

"I wasn't ready to be a dad, so we did the emergency double decker

by bigscousechris January 28, 2020

gurney my deck

Giving oneself a very sloppy, deep-throat blowjob.

I need to work on my flexability so I can gurney my deck.

by SlurpieJoe June 26, 2020

The Double Decker

When a guy takes both fist and shoves them both into a girl's pussy and ass at the same

He did the double decker on me this morning and I'm sore

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 22, 2022

Throwing the bat in the upper deck

Titty fucking

Her tots are huge, I’ love throwing the bat in the upper deck

by Sir Osiss of Liver March 26, 2022

decky

the biggest fucking dip shit u will ever meet. If u see a decky, be sure to run away as fast as you can to avoid being pulled in by the bastards seemingly nice personality. However if you are feeling courageous, try running up to the thing and giving it a super wedgie.

person 1: OMFGGGG its a decky!
person 2: wat will we do?
person 1: RUUUNNNNNNNNNN

by totally awesome person xoxo March 28, 2009

on deck

1. coming up
2. up next

ashley is going now and you are on deck

by j stu August 6, 2004