December 1

International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day

After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.

Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!

by YouKnowTheVibesKid November 2, 2019

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December 24

Embarrass Your Friends Day!

You get to embarrass your friends how ever you like in December 24! :)

Rose: Hey Cloey why is your boyfriend short?!
Cloey: No his not! His a man height!
Asher: Am I a joke to you Cloey?
Rose: It's December 24 :))

by GiveMeSomeCoke December 9, 2019

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December 2

National skip school day. The day where everyone skips school

Person A: hey are you going to school on Monday?
Person B: nah dude you haven't heard? Monday is December 2nd!

by Obama_Care October 29, 2019

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December 8th is when the most amazing, hottest, cutest, sexiest, most adorable person was born, she is so fucking kind and she will blow u away. Everyone is always hitting on her, and she's amazing. Who ever is born on December 8th, is a great person.

Holy shit! Was she born on December 8th? Because she's looking fine ngl.

by Deku uwu November 22, 2019

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