december 9

Ask your crush out day!

O- what day is it?
C- december 9 why
O- you know what that means!
C- what?
O- its national ask your crush out day! Go get her!

by my_love_life_is_bad December 2, 2019

weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

by Barny July 9, 2003

No Dick December

It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.

Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.

by /\/\itsuki December 2, 2017

December 25

Is national weird day, just be weird for the whole day :)

Person 1: why is that person so weird
Person 2: they must be born on December 25..

by Golden Fangle October 25, 2019

December 16

national get tik tok famous day

*today is december 16, today is the day to get tik tok famous

by hoe 👽 November 3, 2019

destroy your dick december

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December

“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”

by sgstd November 20, 2017

December 8

December 8th is national Crackhead Day! So you can be yourself little Johnny!

Why are you so dumb today? Oh wait, it’s December 8th!

by Mr._Meep November 17, 2019