On King David

On god; be for real

Mrs. Miller is the goofiest teacher, On King David!

by Ara665 September 07, 2022

david bowie

1) Enlightenment.
2) God.
3) Divinity.
4) Aladdin Sane.
5) Ziggy Stardust.
6) Major Tom.

"The excitement of David Bowie!"

by klynn March 29, 2004

david machine

A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.

Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.

by tennesseeford September 28, 2020

A Craig David

(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.

I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David

by theslaughterhouseblog October 30, 2017

David Luiz

A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards

Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz

by X-Mansoor June 17, 2020

David wood

A true hero, former atheist turned Christian that isn’t afraid to expose Islam and it’s facade “religion of peace”

David wood is the greatest to have ever happened

David wood > most Christian apologists

by Gibbygeo February 12, 2022

david silva

basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field who plays on spain's national team and manchester city

Lisa: hey, who's that guy on the pitch with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: that would be David Silva.
Lisa: i want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.

by lilacone August 05, 2011