cut the mullet

Words of advice directed towards someone who possesses a mullet, made popular by legendary musician Wesley Willis.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you are sick of looking like an asshole. Cut the mullet!

by TheRabidRhino November 30, 2003

cut the carpet

to sever all ties, to break off all relations with (someone)

When my best friend betrayed me by sleeping with my wife, I cut the carpet between us.

by soy_sauce June 10, 2010

Cut & Run

To leave without debate or facing the issue.

Person 1 : "You think you're a celebrity because of your notoriety as a complete tard"
Tard : "I be stars, man."
Person 2 : "Nice Cut & Run. You just proved you are indeed a moron. Even the army of Tardistan wouldn't let you enlist."

by NonTard May 25, 2007

cut friend

fuck buddy - a platonic friendship that involves occasional sexual intercourse.

"You still hooking up with your cut fried?"

by B December 3, 2003

Cutting Muffins

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.

Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.

by eeyore57 September 3, 2004

telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.

"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

Tummy Cut

When a fat bitch cuts her fat body out of a picture. Normally may have a pretty face and huge titties showing in a photo. Warning signs of a fat ass body.

So this bitch is fine and got some big ass tits.. but she got a"tummy Cut".. she prolly fat as Fuck.

by ZrocDtx February 21, 2012