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JLW Curse

The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....

That is the JW curse
J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears
by Protoxic October 27, 2021
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Ciroc Curse

When in the month January the vodka ciroc becomes cursed
That party was ciroc cursed
by cheeserrrrr November 9, 2021
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Third curse

is the state of a team/player being supported by third, leading to their INEVITABLE DEMISE. BASTA PAG NASUPORTAHAN KA TAPOS KA NA
Third supported Dejounte Murray, thus; he had the third curse.
by anonymous August 13, 2021
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Bot curse

When playing a multiplayer game you may run into a bot that will artificially attach itself to you. This bot will follow you until you close the application in the best of cases. Sometimes this bot will attach to your account and you must delete it to fully remove the bots presence.
John, I got the bot curse again!
by Thechozenfew September 1, 2021
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Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021
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Dewberts Curse

When a skilled source bhopper with 98+ average sync and 75+ gain fails to hit a 620 ssj.
My sync is insane but I cant hit a 620? I got dewberts curse.
by 253436437 September 15, 2021
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zektupliatev curse

The Zektupliatev curse is one of the most cruel curses of them all. Once infected, you will see a cascading effect of doom. DOOM. There is no escape.
You have now been infected with the zektupliatev curse. I would not want to be you.
by Povvvv October 9, 2021
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