crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

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Crystal

A very sexy beautiful girl. Her bestfriend's name is probably Kelsey. She's very nice and sweet but can sometimes be a savage. Crystals and Jorges make very good couples.

" Omg dude i met a beautiful girl today."-Jorge
"Wow you must have met a crystal. Congrats Jorge"

by Crust123 January 23, 2017

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Crystal

She is a beautiful girl that might go threw a lot but always has a smile on her face. She is friends with 2 girls named Destini and Wendy and they are always there for each other.

"Crystal is so fucking pretty and keeps her head up high :) "

by hgcdckchkb March 1, 2019

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Cristal is the type of girl to be a bitch to you and think she’s always right but really isn’t she’s very black and short she will always give you attitude no matter what but at the end of the day she’s still a bitch

Is that cristal she’s a bitch

by Person 16338 July 22, 2021

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bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010

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