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Urban Cowboy 

An urban male who wants to be a ruged individualist without performing manual labor to make a living. These people include actors, singers (mainly country singers), government workers & Democrats. All Symbolism, but no Substance. They want the look, but not the work.
My Democrat neighbor per'tinds to be an Urban Cowboy with his hat'n belt buckle n'all, but bitches if his unemployment check doesn't come in time to pay his bills.
Urban Cowboy by JephroB February 4, 2010
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Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane P.H.D. M.D

He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)

Job For A Cowboy

Considered to be one of the bands to recieve major benefit from the current MySpace phenomenon, and their use of it, Job For A Cowboy are a deathcore-turned-poser-death-metal outfit from Arizona.

While Job For A Cowboy can be seen as pioneers of death metal by their loyal legion of fans, purists consider them a lame band with a penchant for pig squeals - referencing Job For A Cowboy's debut EP, Doom, which was responsible for their success.

Job For A Cowboy is for fans of: Despised Icon, Through the Eyes of the Dead, and Bring Me The Horizon.
Scene Kid: "Job For A Cowboy are the best metal band today, and the Doom EP was, and is, the most br00tal album ever."

Genuine Metalhead: "Job For A Cowboy is nothing but fourth-rate garbage for idiots who don't know shit about metal."

TxKx: "Job For A Cowboy is a perfect example of what is wrong with today's metal scene. This rubbish can only appeal to impressionable 16-year-old posers who spend too much time on MySpace; basically, it's absolute fail."
Job For A Cowboy by TxKx September 15, 2007

blanket throwing cowboy ninja ghost 

An elite squad of cowboy ninja ghosts that are masters at everything in all the universes especially at blanket throwing which is a very deadly skill
"Man hurry up! If we're gonna rob we have to do it fast before.........OH SH!T ITS THE BLANKET THROWING COWBOY NINJA GHOSTS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAAA (blanket throwing ninja ghosts easily destroy the robbers with their blankets in seconds leaving no evidence or trace of their exsistence there}

cackpipe cowboy

Gay, homosexual, a person who inserts his penis into another mans cakpipe (asshole)
Ur such a cackpipe cowboy!!
cackpipe cowboy by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

Spaghetti Cowboy 

When you are having anal sex with a woman in the doggy-style position, and you pull out, put spaghetti and meatballs in her butthole, and then continue to have sex with her. after you cum in her ass, pull out and attempt to eat the spaghetti out of her asshole.
Boy:dude why is she walking so funny?

Boy 2:o that one guy gave her a spaghetti cowboy last night.

brown star cowboy 

someone who like to pound brown stars is a brown star cowboy
donald is a brown star cowboy case he lieks the brown star