taking the 8 count

Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game

Leave me alone! I'm not drunk!! I’m just taking the 8 count! I'll be there in a second!!

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018

The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.

"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"

by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021

Counter Strike

The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.

Words can't express my hate of this game.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 19, 2005

counterintuitive

the act of dating an under classmen that is at least 2 years younger than you

a senior dating a sophmore while both are still in highschool

"Oh hes dating that sophmore?"
"Yeah that is pretty counterintuitive"

by wack guy February 3, 2012

Counter-Gotcha

A gotcha that's only applicable when the other person's attempt to surprise has failed.

Person 1: I took your phone man. Gotcha
Person 2: I already sold your, counter-gotcha.

by Gotcha November 25, 2004

count without the O

Count without the 'O' - a man with little morals

James - "Did you hear? Stephen mushroom stamped 3 Latvian gypsys in Prague while at his sisters piano concert"

Boris - "Hells teeth... that count without the O"

by SneakyT October 10, 2006