You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.

*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"

by Preferably Not December 13, 2018

Indianapolis Colts

the crappiest team with the most over rated QB in the NFL. usually liked by people who have disabilites and/or homosexual. typical fans usually have intercourse with their sisters.

"dude did you see the Indianapolis Colts game?"
"yea, omg they lost to the raiders!"

by Reece Grahm November 2, 2009

Colton

the ultimate definition of gay

Don't be Colton.

by qwertys6969 September 7, 2014

Colton

One who has a gut and doesn't know it, is also quite unintelligent. Usually this male, doesn't get invited to birthday parties, although he comes anyways. Asks parents to set "play-dates" up for him, eats only cheap and processed foods, is a member of the lower class society, and tend to migrate from Wisconsin. Only mates with cousins, and in most cases, the male they call "Colton" 98% of the time has a speech impeditment. And finally, this creature is shaped either like a boar or a Doctor Seuss character. These creatures tend to be prone to severe nose injuries, making them look even more peculiar. Has a slight tendency to send out unwanted nudey pics, also says words like "nakey", "sexy time", and "kinky" due to the simple fact that he cannot pronounce other words. Also loves to hump and masturbate to inanimate objects.

Example 1: Person A: Colton you're putting on a little weight.

Colton: Weally you don't just make up words.. Wha da fuck is weight..

Example 2: Colton: Hey cousin, want to go behind the shed, maybe get nakey and have some sexy time, don't wowwy I bwought some bologna.

by GlentheScientist83 December 16, 2010

Colton

Douchebag acts cool around other friends tries HARD to impress others no self-confidence jerk in front of other people to be cool

That guy is a Colton

by Freshazdeycome May 14, 2010

colton

the act of homosexual anal penetration

i was offered a steamy, hard colton

by Pavolva January 1, 2009

Coltan

A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.

That Coltan guy is pretty decent, even though he called my mom fat.

by Marshanic August 31, 2010