Suicide-by-cop 

1.) A lawful or unlawful killing of an individual that is done by a police officer.

2.) A term coined in the United States in 1976, to deliberately pass blame of murder/homicide from the actions of a police officer, to the actions of a citizen.

Hey, did you hear that Joe with the mental disorder committed suicide-by-cop?

No, what did he do?

Well, he called the police to defuse a scenario and they ended up shooting him several times instead.

Suicide-by-cop by Trollerson April 10, 2021

Porch cop 

Nosy neighbor who keeps an eye out for pirates on your porch.

Porch cop said she was bringing over homemade chocolate chippers, but she really wanted to get a look at our entry way.

“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”

Porch cop by Hifalutin! January 31, 2022

salami cop 

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

salami cop by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Good Cop/Mentally Disabled Cop 

A variation of the sexual Good Cop/Bad Cop routine (see as reference). Instead of tag teaming with a mask the good cop must simply leave the room. The second male (the mentally disabled cop) must then come in and act as if he were a mentally disabled person and proceed to abruptly rape the good cop's "partner." This tactic is much more abusive and should only be used as punishment.

Hey Brandt, do you want to good cop/bad cop your girlfriend this weekend?
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!

Good Cop/Mentally Disabled Cop by AllIDoIsWIN1134 April 9, 2011

head cop 

A wiki sysop who alters or deletes words and their definitions and blocks access of the contributors who post them. (See Thought Police.)

That web site is operated by the head cops. My mother would make a good head cop. This site is run by a head cop. My brother is a head cop.

head cop by Patrick Eberhart May 4, 2006

rent-a-cop-academy 

The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.

Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"

rent-a-cop-academy by Stevenstrangeways December 19, 2012

Top Cop 

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

Top Cop by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013