The intense fear of other people’s belongings or items contaminating your personal space with their microscopic traces, scents, or environmental residue.
by Dr. B Tyler October 26, 2025
Get the Cross-contagiophobia mug.1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
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Get the Smelly tra coney mug.Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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