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reusable condoms

When you use a plastic condom that looks identical to a wii remote controller cover. Use by placing your weener in the weener hole with your balls either resting on the ball holder or for increased pleasure in the ball holder. Note: make sure trap door is facing out and IS CLOSED this WILL prevent pregnancy. Half is ribbed for her pleasure and half is open for your ;). To clean rinse under cold water for approximately 3 seconds or lick until clean.
Yo I used dat reusable condoms wii thing shit was off da chang!! Jizz flew everywhere except her pussy!! Then she wanted to have sex again and I had hold your roll bitch I gotta clean this shit. She closed her trap before I Chris Browned her shit. Man I closed that trap door though
by cch pounder January 17, 2010
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Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with
I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw
by Courage Breaker May 15, 2011
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Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008
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mexican condom

a non-ziplock plastic bag that you use as a condom when a real condom isn't available. Mainly used by people of the Mexican race or poor people
(you)Hey, you got a condom? I don't have any.

(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.

(you)Fuck.
by paul sullivain November 16, 2009
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condomsation

A term used to describe the feeling of sex when a condom is used. Impotence or erectile dysfunction directly related to the use of a condom.
"Last night I was banging Tracy and I just couldn't get off. That's never happened to me before. It must have been condomsation."
by byrdie75 January 16, 2009
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After Condom Dick

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.
Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.
by Psyguy January 8, 2006
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flying condoms

When a male and a female (or another male) (or two females) have sex, in the air. (Airplane) This is a very sensual and erotic movement; only professionals in the sexual act may do this. If not, you may injure your mighty cock or little pussy. Don't use a condom. So be aware of what you're doing, children.
Female: "Oh oh oh, oh YES JAMES!"
James: *grunts as he's thrusting his mighty cock in the little pussy*
Female: "YES YES, UHH, I'M GONNA COME BABY!"
James: *moans* "Oh you're so TIGHT! Oh GOD, I LOVE DOING FLYING CONDOMS!"
Female: "Oh yes yes, god, me too, holy shit, this airplane.. bathroom.. is.. so small though! OH YES FUCK ME."
by Jamseybaby April 25, 2008
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