Chocolate Steamtrain

A large, solid and uncomfortable bowel motion, one that will cause Assburn.

" After being constipated for a week, the last thing you need is to have a Chocolate Steamtrain to relieve the break"

by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004

Chocolate milkshake

(S): A blow job with which the person receiving the blow job is brown (of South Asian ethnicity).

S: I want a chocolate milkshake!
H: Sorry, another day's better.

by offleash October 29, 2013

Chocolate Milkshakes

A chocolatey Milky substance. Made with chocolate icecream and milk.

I LOVE chocolate milkshakes!

by Heather McKay June 24, 2008

body chocolate

Specially made chocolate for smearing onto your partner's skin. Awesome to smear on, even better to lick off.

Body chocolate is the shiZ

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

Chocolate firehose

When a male deficates out of his ass hole(in a projectile manner,preferibly diarrhea) while he commences fucking a woman doggystyle

"Nick chocolate firehosed that girl, and my couch got shit all over it"

by Nick Luigi November 29, 2006

chocolate salad

The act of eating a male or female's anus after they drop feces.

After Kirk took a crap, Murk cleaned his friend by giving him a chocolate salad.

by Rob231 April 20, 2006

chocolate tampon

Inserting a tampon, prefferably a SUPER or MAXI into a males or females anus. Thus leaving a brown " Chocolate " coating on the tampon. Once removed & " Coated " you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.

My best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so I hit him with a Chocolate Tampon.

by Richard Goezinya January 6, 2007