lol burgers

its like lol bu you just add burgers at the end so it sounds cool ;)

person one: told a funny story
person two: hahhahaaa lol burgers

by ilovesshaundiv July 30, 2011

Eat a burger

What you say to a skinny or malnourished person

"God damn, you look sick dude. Eat a burger"

by limpbizkitt November 14, 2020

burger

An effective insult torwards fat people. other word for being fat.

hey burger, dont eat me
wow kid ur a burger.

by PUSSODUM April 25, 2009

burger king

typical American fast food outlet which has outspread its' greasy claws to every corner of the Earth.

horrible service at every UK store I've been to: employees don't speak English, are unable to use a till and take on average five minutes to get your entire meal to the front counter. and the meat is always burnt.

if you want 100g of fat in a burger, go to McDonald's instead of Burger King

by blue March 30, 2004

Nerd burger

'Nerd burger' is a term used for those who display qualities of both nerds and burgers, desipte this, being called a 'Nerd burger' is a compliment rather then an insult.

Natalie: Omg look at Michelle she is such a Nerd burger
Michelle: Just because i have a tomato face and wear glasses.

by Jem* April 24, 2008

Ass Burger

Ass burger

Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.

'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'

'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'

'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'

'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'

by MrMintPlaza June 11, 2009

Soggy Burger

When a guy masturbates and comes inside a Fillet O Fish burger.

Man 1: "Hey, I wanted extra mayo on my Fillet O Fish!"
Man 2: "How about a Soggy Burger, sir?"

by Henry Falkensheet April 22, 2009