Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.
1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.
2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024
Get the blonde twunkmug. Jamielia Johnson is the living definition of this word. She is the craziest person you will ever meet if you see her run.
by Anonymous111105 October 13, 2020
Get the Dumb Blondemug. 
A 16oz. Miller High Life beer in a bottle, visuallyreferring to its gold label. Latinos affectionately call them "guēras" which is street for a "fair-skinned", or "light-haired" girl.
Ex: "Barkeep, I'll have a tall blonde, please".
Ex: "Great party, does anyone mind if I help myself to one of the guëras in the ice chest?"
Ex: "Great party, does anyone mind if I help myself to one of the guëras in the ice chest?"
by JIW Dave February 3, 2022
Get the Tall blondemug. by shaolinttv April 15, 2022
Get the blonde ambitionmug. Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.
I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes
I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.
I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023
Get the Basic blonde hoemug. by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
Get the Beacon blondemug.