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Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards
by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020
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blonde squad

A group of immensely sexy girls that all have a similarity of blonde hair. They are all amazing and tend to blind people with how beautiful they are. It's not easy being a part of blonde squad because people are always watching you, hoping to pick up or learn to be as amazing, sexy, perfect, as the blonde squad. Typically, blonde squad members are indefinitely gorgeous and can eat a bunch of food without putting on weight. On average, members eat 3 cookies a day and 2 bowls of pineapple.
Girl 1:"OMG, is that the blonde squad?"
Guy 2:"If they look perfect, amazing, and like they have a sense of humor , it totally is"
Girl 1:"I wish IIIII was part of the blonde squad"
by blondeeeeeeeee December 14, 2017
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blonde Sophie

best girl you'll ever meet she's a keeper lads
by thebestsophxo October 19, 2022
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National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.
by wowowow January 12, 2024
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Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!
Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.
by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025
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Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish
“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine
by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023
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Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.
The dumb blonde tripped over herself.
by 'suppeeps March 31, 2021
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