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chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil
al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers
by brody and carl April 8, 2008
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blast of baking powder

When you're biting into a waffle or other baked good whose batter has not been mixed well, and you receive a "blast" of uncooked dry ingredients - including the baking powder used to make it rise.
"Wow, Nora, I just got a blast of baking powder on that bite."
by Andy February 10, 2005
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Muslim Picture Pump and Blast

The act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
by GoGoRowdyDriver October 14, 2010
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arctic blast

After a girl or guy completes a round of fellatio but hasn't spit or swollowed yet, tickle her/him until semen shoots out her/his nose.
Your mom gave me one hell of a BJ, but the real kicker was the arctic blast at the end.
by Berzerk September 9, 2003
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Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
by necro April 22, 2005
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blumpkin blast

The act of holding your partner upside down while shitting on the toilet, as they give you head and you finger blast their ass or vagina at the same precise moment.
I cant believe Tom Arnold could even hold Rosanne upside down, never mind stomach a blumpkin blast with her!
by Tony Petrarc October 29, 2010
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Anal Ball Blasting

The act of intentionally sitting (anal) on someone elses testicles (ball) which can lead to severe damage to their reproductive organs (blasting).
"I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend."

"Why?"

"The other night, she was mad at me in bed, so when I had her in missionary, she anal ball blasted me!"

"I had it when girls do their stupid anal ball blasting, it hurts so bad!"
by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007
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