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Black Grandiosity

The ever evolving collection of cultural beliefs describing the racial identity of African Americans that is both immune from introspection by its own race, can not be observed correctly from outside of the race due to a perceived lack of life experience. At the same time it is omni-intelligent and can observe other races without direct experience and with a perceived lack of bias that no one will challenge.

An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.

An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.

The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.

A debate between a man and his own shadow.
I was the only white student in my African American studies class, and we had a debate on how black people can't be racist. I offered a different perspective but was told my opinions were irrelevant because i was white. You can't argue with Black Grandiosity.
by Peeney Weenus June 4, 2020
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Walter Black

The main protagonist in the film 'Breaking In', the certified hood spinoff of 'Breaking Bad'.
Sam: Bro, I love the new hood classic 'Breaking In'.
Ryan: Same! My favorite character is Walter Black.
by uWas May 21, 2023
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Black Cookout

Man,you're invited to the next Black Cookout
by jerseyisthegitw December 3, 2019
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Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.
Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
by BHartron November 28, 2014
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black project

Military projects used to cover lesser known Grey projects.
To cover up such Grey projects as ET research, the military hides them behind black projects. Congress thinks the money is going into the development of defense technology, but in reality, it is going to defense tech and ET research.
by CuriousCow October 21, 2004
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The Black Chocobos

1.) A Chocobo is a useful Final Fantasy character that closely resembles an ostrich, but has unique powers to aid in travel over the in-game world. The Black Chocobo is one of the rarest types of Chocobo and has the abilities of all other Chocobos combined.

2.) A fantasy football team name run by Bill Waxman. The Black Chocobos are winners of multiple fantasy Championships and can be found in leagues across the web, such as Yahoo!.com, ESPN.com football.billwaxman.com and theasfl.com/asfl2 (The All Sports Fantasy League).
Owner 1: Look who has to play The Black Chocobos now!
Owner 2: Oh yeah, the Pastafarians are going down!!
by captainbill47 September 13, 2009
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Regulus Black

Younger brother of Sirius Black, a Death Eater, the infamous R.A.B.

Regulus Black is the most overlooked and underappreciated character in the whole of the Harry Potter series. He joined the Death Eaters at 16, but after seeing first-hand what Voldemort was capable of, he had a change of heart and turned against him. He figured out Voldemort's secret and sacrificed himself trying to destroy him. If not for Regulus' sacrifice, Voldemort would never have been defeated by Harry and the series would have ended 'rocks fall. everyone dies.'

Just sayin'..
by sallonesque May 25, 2008
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