Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.

girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?

by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009

black weekend

Having to work on both days of a given weekend.

On q4 call, black weekend comes once a month. Then you go to work again on Monday like nothing happened.

by anon43 September 20, 2009

Blanid

A positively imaginative woman with her own personal reality. In history, the mother of Beowulf.

That Blanid, she is in a world of her own!

by jessifran February 3, 2010

Blackstab

An incident where one black person betrays another

I can't believe my own nigga' turned on me! Total blackstab!

by Doug E. Freshly December 31, 2010

blackleticism

The pure, apparent inherited athletic ability shown in a black athlete (or blacklete). Sparingly used to describe a player of non black origin with the skills of a "blacklete".

Michael Vick's blackleticism portrays the inherited ability every parent wishes their children will someday tap into and become professional blackletes.

by Tiger Riley September 23, 2010

blablariton

It's a newly discovered particle, already existing for as long as humans on earth (or since humans started to speak and communicate). It is generated as soon as humans open their mouths to say something. It usually originates from blatant silly speech, incoherent thinking, self-aggrandisement, gossip and even in some cases, just a silly-looking face. Massive amounts (almost radioactive dosages) are found at cocktail parties, small talks, kitty parties and scientific conferences and workshops. At scientific conferences, the amounts are so large that they condense following Bose-Einstein statistics and start radiating coherently, in phase; which has been aptly called as the blaser. More research is being conducted currently.

Symptoms of exposure to blablaritons: you start feeling pukish and feel like hitting whoever is around you, after some conversation or after listening to talks at conferences.

Large Hadron Collider - a major source of blablaritons.

by zeolite03 March 7, 2011

blackstroker

the name that refers to any badass black backstroke swimmer

Every badass swimteam needs a blackstroker.

by ctub April 21, 2011