Riker's Beard

The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.

"Man, Dollhouse really pulled a Riker's Beard last week with that awesome episode."

by kingofdanger March 24, 2009

Neck Beard

A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.

With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.

by dirt dog January 3, 2004

Beard Oath

sacred bond between men with beards, braking one is unforgivable.
the act of a beard oath is done by men rubbing their beards and then proceeding to grasp each others hands.

Man 1: so you'll get her number by Friday right?
Man 2: i suppose.
Man 1: beard oath it!
*the men beard oath*
Man 2: okay, ill have it by Friday.

by 3naboc September 29, 2009

Downstairs Beard

A veritable mane of unruly pubic hair, often, nay, always accompanied by a massive overgrowth of ferocious facial hair. May be inhabited by various species of wildlife including: crabs, sabertooth crotch crickets, lice, fleas, small feral cats and the mythical crabacus. The downstairs beard, if left unchecked, will grow together with the upstairs beard creating one mammoth superbeard which will then slowly begin to digest it's host creature and become a sentient being.

Dude 1: "Dude! Why do you keep scratching your nuts? Knock it off!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"

by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009

beardo

An all-around weird man (shape, appearance, voice, choice of words) with eccentric love for his beard.

See Harvey Westmoreland on YouTube

Saw a beardo yesterday, reminded me a lot of Harvey Westmoreland. Luckily he still had his beard.

by Bquizz April 10, 2011

Bearded axe wound

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

crusty beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat July 20, 2008