on a basic

on a basic

that’s on a basic monkey.

by sifyjeidirhkrlfirhrntnfiurkrof April 10, 2022

Basic Bitch

A girl who gets Starbucks and wears sunglasses and says OMG! I can’t wait to get my hair and nails done! Generally meant for any woman who is vibing with the good times!

Wow! This girl Callie has blonde hair and blue eyes and is trending with early 2000’s styles! What a basic bitch!

by ScarletJoHanShawn April 19, 2022

basic logic

The special ability of Miles Edgeworth, an ability that no one else has, an ability that makes him objectively superior to every defense attorney on the planet.

Phoenix: *Has a magical object that tells him if someone is hiding something*
Apollo: *Has a bracelet that tightens when someone lies and can see people's subconscious tells*
Athena: *Can hear people's true emotions and display them using a computer that she wears around her neck*
Edgeworth: *Has BASIC LOGIC*

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

Basic White Girl

All girls at Grand Canyon University. They can’t live without posting half naked pictures on instagram for likes, drinking white claws, and daddy’s money. They also tend to have more guy friends than girl friends and pretend to be christian while they snort cocaine and take it up the ass by different guys over the weekends, then go to church on Sundays to be “one with the lord.”

Dude 1: Do you see those basic white girls posing at the pool?

Dude 2: Yeah man, they are probably posting on instagram for the clout.

by gabe owners December 25, 2020

basic boy scout

a teenage boy who wears bass pro shop hats and is a boy scout

Robert is a basic boy scout.

by lemonseahorse January 23, 2021

Basic Tom

A basic Tom is your old Twink. He goes to every event at the club and drinks vodka clubs. He uses basic ass sayings like “oh one drink won’t hurtcha” and “ Don’t worry about me honey I’ll take care of myself“. He talks similarly to Donald Trump with sayings like “ Everyone’s out“ or “Everyone will be there“ and “are we hanging out”. His life is actually in shambles and he doesn’t understand the gay community.

Old gay twink passes out in the middle of the street at pride. Don’t be a basic Tom!

by Firecrothcarrie February 1, 2021

Basic White Dave

Don't pretend you don't know what this means. You know EXACTLY who this is.

Dudes, can you BELIEVE how basic, and white, Dave is??? Always drinking his white claws. And always being so incredibly, OVERWHELMINGLY, white.

Basic White Dave

by Jbon520 February 20, 2021