999th base

Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.

Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?

Girl: Have you got a caravan?

by Jen der Bende September 25, 2007

baseball tonight

i think the only ESPN show that isnt contaminated with junk that ESPN is turning into

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or asd?

by Dong Woo March 30, 2005

BASEketball

Movie made by Matt and Trey, the creators of South Park and Team America. It is a combination of both basketball and baseball. To play you use a ball the shape and size of a normal basketball, bases(you're only allowed to shoot there once until all places are taken), a basketball net, and teams of 3 players each.

"Yo, I heard Sqeaks goin' out with your sister!"
"Ahhhhhhhh."
"Sweat Psycheout."
"You have to say something totally fucked up."
"Oh."
"Why is me going out with his sister totally fucked up?"

by Pat Lanni November 12, 2004

1st base

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

by jesse November 3, 2003

Based God

A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).

That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!

Indeed. He has maximum swagger and is a Based God. Whoop! Swag.

by Whoop Swag May 31, 2011

touch base

Most appropriately a business expression originating approximately 40-years-ago derived from the sport of baseball. During that time it was a novel and well accepted slang for the purpose of getting-in-touch with someone over any form of matter. By 1990, it became so over used to the point of becoming a corny expression eventually leading to the use mostly by an asshat as described. Today, such an expression is regarded practically as an insult for this very reason and is taken as a form of senseless needling, often meant to offend one's intelligence.

The only businesses who have become notorious for the term are financial institutions where, in fact, new employees are actually taught to use it in the form of customer psychology as it belittles the status of the borrower in relation to the lender, e.g., reminding the customer who the lender is and that they are in debt.

"Hi, John, this is Lois at Bullshit Finance! Just wanted to touch base and see how you are?"

by Ipana May 2, 2009

65th base

The act of shrinking to micro-size, climbing into an unaware girl's pussy, and kicking her clit with your mini legs.

Guy 1- I just made it to 65th base with Kate!

Guy 2- Wow, how did you get high enough to climb in?

by thomas freeman bca 2011 January 4, 2010