Banged In

A phrase, common in law enforcement circles, that means to call in sick to work.

"Hey, I thought Andrews was supposed to be here on the morning shift."
"No, he banged in. Said something about having the shits all last night."

by LEODude67 October 4, 2016

Bagerger

a trashy, ugly girl who also has a very unlikable personality. The term (pronounced buh-gur-gur) was first made famous in upstate New York but sadly the bagerger epidemic has spread worldwide. Luckily most bagergers are fat and easy to get away from. However if you do need to get a bagerger's attention, they answer to the call of "here gergie gergie" or "yo i got free food over here".

If you see a bagerger, kill it on sight. Do it for the good of the world.

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013

Bagner

A misseplling of banger by NFT degens on Twitter.

"Retweet for bagners"

"GM NFT Folks... 💪 'tis a bagner day!"

"Just listed some bagner #ENS names for 6969, someone wake me up when I’m rich."

"The year is 2022. Bagner is the funniest meme and no one cares about art. Your relatives come over for a 4th of July cookout. You convince them to buy $1,100 Eth. $100 is programmed. You get a notification about a free 10k mint. The community is gone. You’re rekt. Life is good."

by NFT_Awareness July 6, 2022

Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...

I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.

by Bog-man November 1, 2016

rural badger

a joyful person who sometimes gets a little overexcited

John was being a bit of a rural badger as he skipped around the playground and jumped upon his friends' backs.

by Pigeonface1708 February 13, 2023

Porn Badger

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...

Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.

by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009

dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.

I just dropped a dead badger

by Badger June 10, 2004