Alfredo balloon

A used condom

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress

by Bankydud September 29, 2020

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

Balloon Knot

An act in which a guy will tie his foreskin into a knot, and began to pee, simulating the inflation of a balloon.

"Mike was in a good bit of pain since he tied his balloon knot to tight.

by Cracked out coconut July 31, 2022

Popping The Balloon of Pandemonium

Blowing into a vagina while performing oral sex filling it up like a balloon then pushing down with both hands on the lower abdomen to quickly (and loudly) release the air.

If you really want to see how cool she is you should try popping the balloon of pandemonium

by CatFocks August 4, 2022

untangling balloons

Fallacio or oral sex.

"I was turned around untangling balloons out the back window."

by Untangled Balloons June 9, 2022

Balloon Person

“a really obsese ugly nerdy glasses big balloon stomach breathe heavy can’t see their own feet they look down and it’s just their belly with stains on their shirt”
-jerry

Person A: Ew I saw a balloon person on the bus today
Person B: I bet he had grease stains on his belly

by koriliyah June 15, 2022

The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.

Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022