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Piggie in a Blanket

When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.
When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket
by ShadyAzzBish August 17, 2016
mugGet the Piggie in a Blanketmug.

Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 2, 2024
mugGet the Blanket Misanthropemug.

pigs in a blanket

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.
Oh man, last night Susan sucked my toes pigs in a blanket style.
by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022
mugGet the pigs in a blanketmug.

Blanket typhoon

A sexual act where you are having sec and before you cum you grab a rag or blanket and cum on a rag or blanket and then your sex partner sucks it off the rag or blanket
Me and my girlfriend pulled a blanket typhoon
by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023
mugGet the Blanket typhoonmug.

blanket<3

The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure
Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3
by Pokfan January 26, 2022
mugGet the blanket<3mug.

Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021
mugGet the Blanket out of the dryermug.

blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"
by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025
mugGet the blanket fuckerymug.

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