by ShadyAzzBish August 17, 2016

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 2, 2024

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.
by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022

A sexual act where you are having sec and before you cum you grab a rag or blanket and cum on a rag or blanket and then your sex partner sucks it off the rag or blanket
by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure
by Pokfan January 26, 2022

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.
Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025
