autophobia

Fear of one's self or of solitude.

He suffers from autophobia and hates to be left alone.

by SacreVlad March 15, 2010

autofard

a very cisgendered man who simps for Nagito Komeada. he also listens to Autoheart, which dare i say, makes him extremely mentally ill. Also, he likes danganronpa. How dare he.

“WOW, it’s autofard!”

by bakugouisswag March 7, 2021

autoclaustrophobia

feeling like your trapped, stuck between two large people in the back of a small hatchback, commonly experienced on Road trips, and family outings, it's often used as a way of claiming shotgun....

"dude, i can't sit in the back, because i have autoclaustrophobia"

"shotgun....autoclaustrophobia!" (when pointing at the losers)

by Richard Evans July 13, 2006

autojob

The process of orally pleasing oneself.

Alex's dick was so big, he could autojob.

by Jonamo January 30, 2008

Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009

autobullshit

Condition, usually affecting women who are emotionally upset, which manifest it self when subject automatically replies "bullshit" to anything their spouse, boyfriend or partner says without pausing to consider what has been said, only that said spouse, boyfriend or partner has said something.

A person being autobullshitted usually has no idea what the hell he did wrong to begin with. Trying to find out usually makes thing worse.

The autobullshitting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.

Dave: I love you.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: this milk is low fat
Sarah: fucking bullshit!!

Dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
Sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1

Dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
Sarah: you asshole that's so fucking bullshit!! bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! u suck!!

Frank: could I have another slice of that marvellous pie?
Sarah: why of course.
Dave: ou. me too.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: why are you so pissed at me??? whatever it is, I'm sorry! I'll do anything you want! say anything you want... but please stop..
Sarah: how the fuck can you pretend not to know?? bullshit!!

Dave: really dear, your autobullshit is getting tiresome. goodbye.
Sarah: bullsh-- hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
Dave: *slams door*

by uselessponko August 25, 2009

automobile leapfrog

Two or more cars on a highway that continually pass each other as they vary their acceleration.

I wish that guy would speed up or slow down for good; I'm tired of playing automobile leapfrog with him.

by cosmobencomo February 10, 2010