Incandescent asshole

A person who is easily spotted as thoughtless asshole by making a stupid and unreasonable comment to others. A harsher comment to another person than incandescent idiot.

While making an unreasonable comment to a group of girls, Cedric claims to have a cure for cancer, seems like an Incandescent asshole.

by Scottie to Hottie November 23, 2009

elbows and assholes

What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.

"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All I want to see is elbows and assholes people!"

by persnickety twit October 30, 2004

asshole punch

A vicious punishment that is delivered to a friend when they have allowed themselves to be caught bending over or projecting their ass.

Bill became angry and teary-eyed when I gave him an asshole punch while he was climbing into the back seat of the jeep

by SSG Dutton September 11, 2006

guitar asshole

A Guitar Asshole is someone who walks around with a guitar and plays it for no other reason than to get chicks. They prey off the idea that women only dig two kinds of people, jerks and musicians. Guitar Assholes are often both. A Guitar Asshole has zero game, thus must sing sensitive ballads and badly done John Mayer covers in order to get women. Guitar Assholes usually have long hair, often tied in a ponytail, wear cordoroy's, tight t-shirts, and in the winter time, leather jackets.

The patron saints of Guitar Assholes are: Dave Matthews, Jerry Garcia, Trey Anastasio, John Mayer, Teddy Geiger, and Jason Mraz.

by mav himself June 11, 2006

Muda asshole

A term used to define a muda fucka and an asshole.

Widely used by F.O.B.'s and other vietnamese muda asshole's in Monterey Park,California.

Jacky Jiang:You stupid muda asshole!

Weieeie(however the fuck you spell the name):fuck you mudderfuckker!

by Story June 16, 2008

the loose asshole

Slang for the Loose Caboose, a scummy bar in Lafayette, Louisiana that serves cheap beer and sleazy women.

"Do you want to go to the Loose Asshole tonight?"
"No thanks, I've had my fill of cheap pisswater and sluts."

by Dave Grohl September 25, 2004

Gaping Asshole

An rectum of a female or male which has been expanded to a wide state. This is achieved by anal sex or stimulation with another object or sex toy.

A gaping asshole is created when the anal sphincter is stretched from anal penetration to reveal a 'gaping' effect. This is seen in varieties of hardcore pornography featuring anal sex.

I was having anal sex with her, my penis was so large for her that when I pulled out and saw her gaping asshole.

by Mr Chris, August 18, 2007