bare arse clamp

The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.

Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.

by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010

Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape

A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.

Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'

by ghostrape November 3, 2009

swamp arse

A description of the sweatiness of an arse crack in a period of warm weather.

English variation of swamp anus - possibly makes more sense.

Oh dear, I think I will need a shower before I go out, I have a touch of swamp arse.

To reduce the swampiness of swamp arse liberally apply talc to the affected area.

by misterswampyarse July 19, 2010

Bear's arse

Anything that is really rough. Usually the feelings you get the morning after a hardcore drinking session.

I'm feeling as a rough as a bear's arse.

You look as rough as a bear's arse.

by Codein October 10, 2009

Ho-arse

A girl of Irish origin, looking to stand out in society. wording arises from Irish love of american culture

Hey boy she's nothing but a ho-arse, look at her with that silver tie , trying to stick out

by pogi1alan August 7, 2006

Get your arse in gear

To get off your backside and start doing what you're meant to be doing instead of just sitting around.

Mate, get your arse in gear - you're going to be late!

by jessindia December 18, 2009

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007