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the alaskan bull worm

A very big penis that when it ejaculates you can see the veins moving
Yo dude the Alaskan bull worm was all up in yo girl.
by 69aclam November 24, 2013
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Alaskan Pipeline

n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.
... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...
by powderedtoastman01 May 12, 2010
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Alaskan Fire Hydrant

The act of setting the room on fire then having an orgasm and spinning around to put it out
Dude, I had an amazing night last night.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.
by jgold1224 December 19, 2011
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alabaster dwarfs

A rare breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. They feed on goober blossoms, and they're everlastign enemies are the cannablistic trolls. They're often bothered by humorically driven earth dwellers who pass thorugh their forest in search of their leader, the peach lotion man.

The dwarfs diet consists of goober blossoms, but they also enjoy feasting on curdled caulliflower and other vegetarian meals. The ultimate luxury meal for the dwarfs would include rotten artichoke hearts drizzled with sauce from a maggot inveted tomato.

Alabaster dwarfs tend to mate approximately three hundred and sixty five times a year, but the children often die shortly after birth. Only one in sixty hundred and twenty eight dwarf children survive. their young feed on the scabs of their grandmothers wounds, which fall off everytime a new child is born. They live on scabs until their eyes grow in. This takes about one week. Then the children are kicked out of the clan to go and live on their own.

Alabaster dwarfs tend to travel in groups of four or five, and they live in oversized patches of rotten peaches. They also bathe in the peach juice, which male dwarfs find irrisistable. This is very helpful when the unattractive female dwarfs are desprete for a mate.

It is presumed that by 2010, all alabaster dwarfs will be over taken by the cannabilistic trolls. Alabaster breeding has been set in motion, to try and save their species, but it is obvious that they are basically doomed to fail.

If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
"wow, did you jsut see those alabaster dwarfs eat that goober blossom?"
by LEAHANDJENNA May 18, 2008
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Backwards Alaskan

Where you poop, then put it in the freezer, and then use it as a dildo.
I gave my girlfriend the old backwards Alaskan last night and i got it everywhere!
by Jababaddfdfdfdfsdfsdf January 22, 2009
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Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.
I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.
by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009
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Alaskan Sunrise

when a girl is giving you head, you jizz on ur stomach she gets a mouthful of orange pop, you then punch her in the face making her spit it out. so the jizz is the snow and the orange and red is the sun
Last night i gave this bitch an Alaskan Sunrise
by Lethal Ewok June 14, 2011
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