Ass Ham

When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.

Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”

Person 2: “What flavor was it?”

by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 11, 2020

Ass Pull

when some character from a TV show gets very strong out of nowhere, like how Jotaro from JJBA learned to time stop and fly in the middle of a fight

Dio: RODA ROLA DA
Jotaro: oh no you got me
Dio: idiot i win now im gonna *stand* (haha get it?) here bragging about it
Jotaro: sike, i just remembered i can stop time too, die
Dio: bro dont you think thats a bit of an ass pull? so unfair
Jotaro: im the protagonist i dont give a crap

by lbjfreire March 5, 2021

ass cheese

A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.

Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:

1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.

2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).

On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!

The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...

When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.

by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012

Ass Pull

Typically this phrase is used when someone invents data or facts to support their argument. Said another way, to "pull something out of your ass".

"This data is a total ass pull!"

by stever2 November 26, 2007

ass fart

a huge BASS booming fart that's shockwave alerts other people sitting on the couch, bench, floor or bed.

that ASS FART knocked over my drink, and it was 4 feet away!

by brodizzle January 6, 2004

ass posse

A posse, usually small, that epicly fails at life and is stupid.

Let's get out of here! Greg is here with his ass posse and all they do is fuck around with their dicks!

by Nubnubs December 3, 2010

ass strafe

Moving sideways in front of a crowd of people whilst releasing noxious intestinal gasses for their sensory enjoyment.

I ass strafed a bunch of people on Market Street on my way into the office.

by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005