rubber band

person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out

person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band

by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016

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Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.

She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.

by UBP55 May 31, 2023

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Rubber Sock

condom. What else?

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"

by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023

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Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

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Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.

When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.

by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

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