Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood

He’s drinking a bloody rubber shot

by J4ck20n November 16, 2022

Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.

When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.

by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

Rubber duck

“Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it

“Yo did you do your homework”
“What homework”
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck

by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022

Shedding Rubber

Definition 1: Cutting up the dance floor; grooving to the music; feeling the rhythm

Definition 2: watching your shoes disintegrate before your own eyes

Holy boobies Batman, did you see the way that Rob was shedding rubber on the dance floor tonight? He could put John Travolta to shame.

by Mr. Truth & Company March 3, 2024