Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

Crashed your pony

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.

Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!

by albacoffie March 24, 2011

party pony pie

A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.

We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!

by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022

Dragging the Pink Pony

Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day.

Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony

by Ruby Perfecto February 23, 2009

My Little Pony

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.

Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.

by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul December 2, 2011

One-horse pony

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020

by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020

Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

by Disko Letch January 24, 2013