Penguin

An evil bird...

My cousin was killed by a "Penguin".

by Capt_Kelso May 28, 2014

Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.

“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”

by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024

Pulling a Penguin

When someone randomly screams and scares everyone around them due to excessive fangirling

I had a literal heart attack because Nina started pulling a penguin

by Dr Bradygon February 9, 2019

Doan N the penguin

Dum stupid person big ugly pants

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum

by Big man wife having Giga chad April 24, 2022

pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

blue penguin

This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.

Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.

by Fяεsн Pяıncε May 2, 2015

Cole Penguin

To waddle penguin-like, using the motion to juice an orange with the nude buttocks and taint, while another drinks the resulting warm slurry.

Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."

"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"

"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."

by cowboycole May 15, 2025