VSCO milk

VSCO girls love to be all natural with their 'oatmilk' and 'almond' trends - the latest milk trend coming straight from their own breasts.

Aged milk from breasts 45+ yrs and older considered vintage and costs extra.
Breast milk cheese available at the local Trader Joe's.
VM cream coming soon to a Whole Foods near you.

Starbucks worker: "What kind of milk ya want"
VSCO girl: "Im all good, I make my own"
Starbuck worker: "I see you on that new age VSCO milk shelly I see you"

by Shellyandhermomlovecows December 4, 2019

Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

Hella Milk

Hella Milk is a movement for better milk with more calcium, more fiber and overall more nutritive matter for healthier development and happier life.

It started as a petition but it didn't stop there; it got more than 30 signs.

The movement was started by ig user: ellena0302.
The account is managed by H.S. & E.B.

They advocate for life without osteoporosis.

"Hey, have you heard of Hella Milk?"
"Yes! They cured my osteoporosis."
"That's awesome! Do you think they can do the same for me?"
"Yes, of course!"

by RealGod666 February 13, 2019

Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011

morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

by Methusala June 18, 2018

milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.

he will be back in a milk minute.

by cutefirework March 9, 2022

Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose

Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look

by Big Moist Daddy July 16, 2018