Gary

A massive weeaboo

Did you hear about Gary? He married his waifu pillow, his poor mom even attended the ceremony.

by stellagosa January 26, 2022

Gary

A snail

Gary the snail is gay!

by Treedotcom February 1, 2022

Gary gaped

When a bi man gets plowed by a large strap on usually by a large woman of color who lives in the neighborhood

Paul got Gary gaped by laquisha three doors down.

by Paulie s friend February 28, 2021

Gary

a guy who wears those big round glasses, a bow tie, and suspenders. he has seen Star Trek at least 24 times. His real name is like Gariel or something. he looks a lot like Flanders.

Ugh, what the hell Gary!

by man slender March 6, 2021

Gary

Gary is a loving human, usually portuguese. Gary is very independent and does not need anyone to tell him what to do. Never play portuguese music around him he tends to make you dance. Overall gary is a very loyal, loving and independant man.

Girl: Hey look its a gary.
Boy: How do you know he is a gary?
Girl: He looks very independant and funny and all gary's are funny.

by ayucds1423 March 8, 2021

Gary Peer'd

When your real estate agent gives you an expectation of what you could expect for your property but once you sign their contract they spend their whole time lowering your expectations and pushing you to take a low offer.

My agent totally Gary Peer'd me! They said $500k would be a realistic expectation but then we signed and they said we should expect $400k, our property was passed in at auction!

by creature15 March 24, 2021

Gary

He is usually the funny one in the group but can get angry at times he is also short for his age but all the lady’s love him even tho he can’t keep one for more than three weeks he’s very short tempered and is very small and tries to fight everyone

Oh gary I miss u

His name reminds me of spongbob

by Undercover freakaeleak April 11, 2021