A Figgle Bottom is the highest tier of masculinity one can attain. a figgle bottom is comparable to a Greek god such a Ares. The physical measurements can not be described or measured by layman's terms and can only described by their ranking. a figgle bottom ranks above Gigachad and any other slang relating to masculinity . A Figgle bottom's sexual preference is not defined. but they do get sundry of hoes and bitches.
Dakota: No way is that a figgle bottom, I'm gonna queef myself
Rebecca: Oh my god I'm legit gonna start jilling
Rebecca: Oh my god I'm legit gonna start jilling
by Figgle the wordsmith November 1, 2021
Get the Figgle Bottommug. 'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the bottom burnedmug. Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.
Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.
by cforcopy March 30, 2015
Get the bottom feedingmug. by twodeadmeadows August 14, 2015
Get the screaming bottommug. by Swift watermelon May 12, 2018
Get the Rock Bottommug. Dyllon was tied up naked on the floor with his ass in the air begging his boyfriend for a bottom shotgun.
by Lemmesmash1460 May 27, 2017
Get the bottom shotgunmug. literally like a princess. Incredibly sheltered, interested in politics, foreign affairs, and the military. Very delicate. Likes a particular diet but will eat anything. Thinks every day life is of novel interest. Loves to read. Loves to learn. Classy in the streets. Loves older men and is a very slutty bottom in the sheets. Loves cocks. May top once in blue moon but is used to pleasing a man or men. When you date them it will be like having a little princess around all the time which you will either like or find incredibly annoying. Beware.
This bitch is a princess bottom.
Tom: Where are you going on your date?
Jerry: He's a princess bottom. So I'm taking him to an lecture at the museum and then out to sushi.
Tom: Is he still coming over?
Jerry: who?
Tom: the princess bottom?
Jerry: Hell yeah. He said we can DP him this time.
Tom: I never thought I would settle down. But when I started giving my princess bottom all the dick he wants, and trusted him, this little bitch actually stayed faithful.
Jerry: I can't believe we used to DP him. Now your locked down getting married.
Tom: even tho we are open, we are always too busy being alone. It's crazy how life happens.
Tom: Where are you going on your date?
Jerry: He's a princess bottom. So I'm taking him to an lecture at the museum and then out to sushi.
Tom: Is he still coming over?
Jerry: who?
Tom: the princess bottom?
Jerry: Hell yeah. He said we can DP him this time.
Tom: I never thought I would settle down. But when I started giving my princess bottom all the dick he wants, and trusted him, this little bitch actually stayed faithful.
Jerry: I can't believe we used to DP him. Now your locked down getting married.
Tom: even tho we are open, we are always too busy being alone. It's crazy how life happens.
by 1-800-that-bitch September 6, 2020
Get the princess bottommug.